The act of giving/getting the shaft while one or the other our both parties are using the toilet or the floor or just pooping wherever their fucking
"I want to fuck you so bad but I got to take a shit." Jane says holding her asshole. "Well why don't I join you and we can have toilet sex and you can shit on my balls!" John replied joyfully.
by Yetti June 18, 2006
Get the toilet sex mug.a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010
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by cambells chunky beef January 8, 2005
Get the dirty toilet paper face mug.They are beautiful loveable people when of the attack helicopter variety they have long blond hair a great shade of blue eyes and are just great. A little shy but anyone will love them if they just talk to them for a minute.
by Zax the paotao July 27, 2018
Get the Tilden mug.A little magical fairy that lives in the toilet and summons one whenever one may need to drop the duece. Different people most likely have their own fairy because it is very unlikely the toilet fairy can be everywhere at once, she's not F'n Santy Clause.
Overvoice Narrative:
"I really wanted to listen to my new attractive girlfriend's parents talk about what I should and shouldn't do to her tonight, but the toilet fairy kept beckoning me to come and drop the nasty bomb."
"I really wanted to listen to my new attractive girlfriend's parents talk about what I should and shouldn't do to her tonight, but the toilet fairy kept beckoning me to come and drop the nasty bomb."
by Ben "Dover" July 11, 2007
Get the toilet fairy mug.Another way for saying to excrete feces from one's anus. An expression invented by me, which provides the analogy of a toilet eating feces, which is what happens when you flush.
by nimadude April 11, 2006
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