king of town

A fictional character who consumes anything and everything edible. See: butter troll

You eat lard straight from the bucket, The King of Town? Wow, you're a real butter troll. Put that frickin' sandwich down.

by Jeth June 13, 2005

Ocean Township

A safe-haven for rich white children who want to act like they live the lives of black kids in the projects without having to worry about the crime or poverty. Ironically, the local police also use this as an excuse for their behavior. Also good for popping your cherry before being a teenager or not having to leave school grounds for drugs. The school system frowns upon this behavior by demoting high school teachers who fuck their students to middle school teaching positions.

Girl 1: I'm really worried this tampon is gonna break my hymen

Girl 2: You're from Ocean Township. You're hymen broke when you fucked that teacher in middle school right after you bought weed from the white kid with a gold chain at the locker next to you

by mythbuster521 January 2, 2010

The Town

The way most people in the Bay Area refer to Oakland, CA.

-You heard Oakland was the 4th most dangerous city on America

-Yeah some niggas in THE TOWN just need a fat blunt of purple.

by 8200BLOCKBOI January 11, 2008

paper town

paper town is a made-up place used by cartographers to test for plagiarism. they will put fraud locations on their maps so if it shows up on other maps, that means another cartographer is plagiarizing.

John: Why can't Google Maps navigate me to Agloe, New York?

Margo: It's a paper town, it doesn't exist.

by connor franta's wife April 26, 2015

Little Big Town

an amazingly awesome country music quartet, their harmonies are unmatched and they're seriously one of the most underrated bands EVER

Great Little Big Town songs include Boondocks, Bones, A Little More You, I'm With the Band, Life in a Northern Town, Bring It on Home, Good as Gone, Welcome to the Family

by GigemAggies July 27, 2010

II TOWN

El Segundo, California

we get fucked up and fuck niggas up
fuck manhattan

GAY MBL: where you from?
OG: im from II TOWN BITCH
GAY MBL: o shit my bad
OG: yea right faggot, BRAAAAAAAAtttTT

by Rat Co. February 26, 2008

blumpkin dip tower of doom

Quite possible the greatest mix of sex positions known to mankind. Although much planning must go into this, the final result is as follows:
Two men and one woman in a port-o-potty,
One man sits on toilet and shits while the woman sucks his fat weiner,
The other man stand behind the woman and sticks his fat cock in her poophole,
Both males pop a fat lip (preferably skoal) in their mouth,
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both males hold hands as high as they can to emulate the Eiffel tower,
Since it is impossible to hold a spitter while performing this position, the females back acts as the spitter.

When both males are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the girl laying in the port-o-john and walk away.

Todd: "Yo that girl is passed out let's draw on her!
Bill: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's blumpkin dip tower of doom the shit out of her"
Todd: "That's the greatest idea I have heard in years. Let's go"

by THEmightyduck June 15, 2010