Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

teast

A declaration of homosexuality. Started in Scarsdale, NY, the word serves to alert everyone around the person who says the word of their need for cock. This started as the population of gays in Edgewood, a neighborhood of Scarsdale, grew so dramatically there had to be a more efficient way for people to know that someone was gay. To this day everyone in Edgewood is gay.

teasting- to come out of the closet, to get fucked up the ass by a man

teaster- one whose asshole has become so loose from teasting that they become a "master of the teast"

Josh S. :TEAST

Josh S. Yeah, so all you teasters out there, you guys can now fuck me in the ass.

by Mobil November 19, 2007

Fresh Test

The act of fingering a girl's asshole while in a public place, usually a bar or club. If she lets you finger her coal hole in public, you know that she will have sex with you. Also, if your fingers do not smell after the insertion then you know she is clean and therefore passes the test. A poopy or smelly finger is a failure of the fresh test and the prize must be discarded for it is tainted with doody. This move is best done while wearing 2 wife beaters and dog tags.

Yo so I was at the bar looking mad jacked and I fresh tested this girl but she failed so I went home and watched the Falcons game on DVR. Later I dreamt of fresh testing Matt Ryan because he would never fail the fresh test and neither would the Silver Fox Mike Smith.

by Goody Blue Steel July 13, 2010

Go tensile test yourself

Engineer's euphemism of "Go f--- yourself".

A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.

This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.

Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leech off of you."

meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."

by meselfs May 22, 2005

teest

noun. Leftover cum on one's teeth or oral area.

Person 1: "Oh my god, did you see Tamir?"
Person 2: "Yes! How could he not know he was covered in teest?"

by Julia :) January 11, 2008

Breast Test

a term referring to a highly scientific technique used on androgenous people (those who you are unable to positively identify as male or female) in which you stare at the subject's chest to reach your conclusion on the person's actual gender; there is only one flaw in this technique: many androgenous people can be husky which makes it difficult to discern whether or not the subject has real boobs or man boobs.

"Dude, is that a man or woman? I tried to use the Breast Test, but they could be man boobs."

by Boobra October 9, 2008

couch test

A sexual variation on an actor's screen test. This refers to the practice of directors/producers requiring actresses who wish to be in their films to have sex with them, usually on the office couch.

Director (to Producer): I'm not sure she has the chops to get cast in the film, but she sure looks like a candidate for a couch test.

by DocJohnson3 April 25, 2012