Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011

post-nut shame test

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.

Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test

by THEO_WILL_NO_SCOPE_U May 20, 2019

crash test dummy

Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.

Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

Gay Test

When one watches male on male porn for the entirety of the video. If at the end of the video you feel as if it was a disgusting experience, you're probably straight. If you were at least slightly attracted, well... You get the point.

Guy: "Bro, I watched San Andreas and I kept thinking how hot and muscular Dwayne Johnson is."
His Friend: "Maybe you should take the gay test"

by Enrique Goldberg April 6, 2016

sniff test

When you are about to eat pussy, you slowly go down for the alls clear at the belly button. If you can get that far and it doesn't smell bad, you can safely proceed. If there is a stench, you can slowly work yourself back up and shove your dick/or pussy back in her mouth.

I performed the sniff test on Gina and she was all roses.

by PimpD April 25, 2004

Rorschach test

A method of analysis created by Hermann Rorschach. It is a psychological projective test of personality in which a subject's interpretations of ten standard abstract designs are analyzed as a measure of emotional and intellectual functioning and integration.

In Flowers for Algernon, Charlie failed the "raw shok" test.

by Break February 25, 2004

Trap test

A test in which a person is subjected to an intense pressure point on the trapezius muscle, if passed the person is known as a "Trap Star" there are currently only 4 people who are known to have passed the trap test, their identities are a closely guarded secret. People from Monroe automatically fail the trap test because they are not born with souls and therefore cannot be considered a test subject.

Mike: Ready for the trap test?
Unsuspecting stranger: what?

*Death*

by The fuckin man!!~ May 19, 2009