Dirty Van Gogh

The act of sticking both index fingers, while listening to Beethoven and drawing a crazy masterpiece all over her face or back.

I was waiting for him ejaculate when he surprised me with a Dirty Van Gogh.

by Sky & Mel July 28, 2010

Pussy Man Van

Usually an extremely attractive teenage boy exceeding all expectations. Probably the best type of guy for a girl and the name says it all. The pussy literally crawls to him... Most boys envy him because the attention is drawn to him. The word van itself literally translates into a sex master. Girls want a pussy man van

"Yo who's that guy over there talking with all those girls!?"
"Oh that's just pussy man van."

by Portabellamushroom December 14, 2013

Johnny Van Zant

John Roy "Johnny" Van Zant. A musician who started performing in the 70's with The Austin Nickels Band before changing the name to The Johnny Van Zant Band. Most well known for his song Brickyard Road about his older brother Ronnie who died tragically in the plane crash that killed four members of the band Lynyrd Skynyrd along with their pilot and co-pilot. Coming from rock-n-roll royalty as it were, he is also the younger brother of Donnie Van Zant of .38 Special fame it was only natural when he stepped in as lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd in the 80's. His deep southern voice has become the sound of Southern Rock for the last two decades.

Johnny Van Zant is the epitome of southern rock n roll.

by valleydreamin February 24, 2011

Cock au Van

A sexual encounter that has occurred in the rear (or the front, if the participants are especially limber) of some motorised vehicle, for example a van, truck, estate car or station wagon.

Can also relate to sexual favours offered by a hitch hiker to one who offers a lengthy ride with minimal questions asked.

Can also relate to sexual favours delivered by a prostitute to a John.

Hey Darlin. Do you like cock au van? I'll bring the cock if you'll bring the fucking van. Ho Ho Ho.

Oi Gary, get the car keys, I'm gagging for a spot of the old Cock au Van.

Listen lads, I need to use the company vehicle this weekend. Ive promised Rita from the the sweet shop a bit of Cock au Van.

by goody5 December 7, 2010

camper van

A sex act where you insert two fingers into the vagina and a fist in the anus. 2 in the front, 5 in the rear hence a Camper Van

"Dude, I got wasted last night and gave this chick a Camper Van, she was loving it"

by gaydargayblaah February 23, 2014

Peppermint Van Buren

A sexual maneuver in which a woman grows out her sideburns until they are as large and bushy as those of former United States President Martin Van Buren (fake sideburns are acceptable) and her sexual partner uses these as handles while she performs oral sex eating a peppermint candy.

Jane: Your dick is minty fresh.
Paul: Yeah, I gave that hairy bitch Denise a peppermint Van Buren last night.

Glenn: Martin Van Buren was a forgettable president.
Walt: Maybe so, but I'll never forget the first time I got a peppermint Van Buren!

by PrezFetish December 19, 2008

Amber van pelt

She's a loving person I personally love her. She's dating Jack Hess, she is about 21 years old she's bestfriends with Zoe Laverne. She loves her fandom.

Someone: Who's amber van pelt?

Me: my idol

by Iconic.zlp December 11, 2019