Swearwolf

"Swearwolf" n. A person who doesn't typically use profanity, who when drinking or when around others who curse often, transforms into a mouthed sailor.

Joe: "Woo party night boys, I fuckin love beer, this shit is the best"

Dave: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there Swearwolf, didn't you just come from a church function?"

Mike: "Yeah seriously Joe, you're being a total Swearwolf right now"

by DCPenguin September 25, 2010

Sweater Welfare

When a friend or co-worker decides to wear old dingy sweaters. Either from a deceased relative or found in an old, dusty container in the attic. (most likely from wife) This person wears them to work with confidence and doesn't realize the whole office thinks he is a tool.

OMG!!!! Did you see Tom's sweater today? He is totally on sweater welfare!

Tom decided to go up into the attic and sift through a bunch of old sweaters from his Swedish wife. Since he decided to wear them to work and out of the house. He is now on Sweater Welfare.

by Sweater Police September 30, 2010

Rock Sweat

When you are sweating so badly for apparent reason and you look like The Rock when he was in Fast Five.

Guy1: "Dude, I don't know why but, I went to pee and now I'm sweating like a fat guy!"

Guy2: " Haha, check it out! You got Rock Sweat!"

by mad85 January 23, 2012

green sweater

slang for pot

Come on in the back room...we are knitting a green sweater!

by Mike April 20, 2004

Dicko sweat

A dicko sweat is whereby the body produces a surplus of sweat out of every available pore, in the shortest period of time. A dicko sweat is more drastic and dangerous than a traditional sweat; which can leave the person sodden and angry in rage.

Mark “Did you see Josh at the football last night?“ James “Yer it looked like he just got out the shower, a massive dicko sweat”

by JRennard August 17, 2011

Forum Sweats

A place where all the forum banned people hang out, plenty of weird people!

"Dude, you're not in Forum Sweats?"
"Of course not lmfao why would I ever join Forum Sweats"

by quaglet December 19, 2020

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006