purse straps

streams of thick and milky ejaculate shot across a partner's torso in a manner that they resemble the fashion accessories; usually , but not always, occurring after taking ejaculate enhancing supplements (i.e. Semenax, Max Load, etc.)

I was so backed up that I shot a couple of purse straps across that girl the other night, bro!

by stoopidfiredude May 21, 2023

maad strats

Maad strats is used to describe an action or idea that is quite exquisite

"I bought good chips instead of bad chips"

"Thats maad strats!"

by Maad strats May 28, 2023

Dude stress

When dudes are stressing you out.

Yeah right now i can't deal with anyone.

I need some time off because of this dude stress

by Ricky Estrada June 23, 2023

Cod strats

when you get more hay bails than you need so that you can trade the wheat with a farmer villager and then trade those three emeralds that you get from that and get a bucket with a cod fish in it. This makes it so that you are guarantied enough iron to make an iron pickaxe in which you need to mine the gold blocks in the bastion to trade with the piglin.

Person 1: I keep needing to reset because I'm not getting enough iron from the iron golem.
Person 2: Are you not doing cod strats?

by coveted seed July 23, 2023

No Stress

Replying to someone when they request something or are thanking you.

"No Stress bro, I gotchu"

by anonymous August 12, 2024

No Stress

Replying to someone when they request you to do something or are thanking you.

"No stress bro, I gotchu"

by NigerianPrinceOfficial August 12, 2024

Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.

"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."

by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023