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jersey stomp

A Jersey Stomp is when your trash can is overflowing, so you use your foot to push down the trash, enabling you to fit the overflowing garbage into one trash bag.

Named after the state of New Jersey, which is best known for being overflowed with trash, both literally and figuratively.
I really don't want to take out the trash, but its overflowing and I want to throw away this piece of garbage. How can I possibly make room?

Oh, I know....I can use the Jersey Stomp!
by jeffreykittens March 3, 2008
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stomache

A condition certainly having nothing to do with an aforementioned idiot who can't spell "stomach." Those of us who have the ability to read might note that said idiot used the correct spelling of "stomach" in the definition... bitchcunt :)
I hope you get a stomache--preferably as a result of some chronic, fatal illness--and die.
by Popsicle II November 9, 2008
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ron stoppable

the nicest, most pure hearted guy you'll ever meet. plus, he has a very cool pet naked mole rat, Rufus, and an awsome best friend Kim Possible.
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"they took his banjo!"
- Coach Possible
"Yah, ya know, it might be another 4,5, or 6 more weeks..."
-Naked Genius
"I got the MAD LOVE fo' the MEATCAKES!!"
- A sitch in time
"Kim, Drakken's in the house, is this really a good time to fix your make-up?
-Crush
by Katie April 15, 2004
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zombie stomp

military term used to describe the action of stomping your own shit down a shower drain because you are late to formation and exteremly hung over from the night before
we partied all night, i woke up late and had to zombie stomp in the shower just to get to formation on time
by jonnnnnnn May 16, 2006
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foot stomp

n.- a sissy and unfair move used in the sport of ultimate fighting; this move can hurt the opponents foot tremendously and will limit their mobility for the entire match. A fighter who uses this move may be considered a bova, ass, or dick.
Announcer: "And Mir has Jorge on the fence of the octagon, and...ooooo...foot stomp....ouch!"
Television viewer at home: "What a bova! Who does a foot stomp?!?! That sissy should learn how to punch!"
by Schleigz September 30, 2008
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Stomach

The ability to turn something into shit. Includes, but not limited to: breaking an object or device, unable to successfully complete a process or routine, or generally F*ing something up.
John: Will borrowed my phone just to give it back to me with a broken screen.

Mike: Will is such a stomach.
by Comandante_Maje June 21, 2010
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stomp

To dance horribly in front of an easily-impressed crowd.
by Cag February 17, 2007
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