jerry seinfeld

1) A very unfunny stand up comedian.

2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.

Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?

Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!

Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophile and diddy disciple

by joe mama lol March 3, 2025

The Sinful Sisters

The Sinful Sisters, is my joke, on the famous, The Righteous Brothers. They are The Righteous Brothers' biggest rival.

The Sinful Sisters, are a bunch of women, who do horrible stuff, like chaining up, The Righteous Brothers' "Unchained Melody." A joke! Will The Righteous Brothers, free the melody again? Another joke!

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

gettin' a stiff

Geting a boner.

Dude, I know this hot girl, when I see her, I'm always gettin' a stiff!

by peepeeweeweee January 29, 2009

Biff the Stiff

The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.

Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!

by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010

running into a stiff breeze

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.

Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.

Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.

You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.

You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'

"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?

B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

we gonna seinfeld this bitch

Drive until we have no gas in the car

Where's the nearest gas station? Are we gonna Seinfeld this bitch?

by Rachyd123456789 December 23, 2013

sniff the stiff

When you sniff your mans dick when it’s hard

Damn bro I’m bouta go sniff the stiff

by Flick da stick January 13, 2018