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Face Squatter

A technique used to lure someone out of Facebook hiding. A 'Friend' starts a random conversation (on your Facebook homepage) about why you aren't ever on Facebook anymore. The conversation usually ends up attracting attention from drive by squatters who drop off their own little gems of wit and humor.
Dude, I've been off Facebook and productive for months. I have a Face Squatter that is gaining traction, but there is no way I'm going to respond.

She copped a squat on my face and now others are squatting too!
Face Squatter by Sceuro June 4, 2010
Related Words

Squeaker 

A dry snitcher. A person who unintentionally tells on someone. No malicious intent is involved in being a squeaker.
A snitch is a squealer. A dry snitch is a squeaker.

Person 1: "I accidentally squeaked what you told me last week to the teacher."
Person 2: "I told you not to tell anyone!"
Person 1: "Dude, I'm sorry, like I said I didn't mean to."
Squeaker by BAYBEE82 December 11, 2010

Squatter 

One trained in the art of toilet use vs. one still in diapers.
No more diapers! My son's a squatter now!
Squatter by miamjk February 26, 2011

Pop a Squat 

Another term for taking a seat on something, such as a stool, chair, toilet. It can also be used when describing a huge dump that has just been taken.
"Why don't you pop a squat right here so we can talk?"

"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"
Pop a Squat by Joshie G. May 7, 2010

springy squat 

originates in Springvale (Melbourne), Australia.

Used to describe the way the local FOBS (mostly asian of vietnamese, chinese mainland, hong kong, malaysia/singapore and other south east asians) sit in front of their stores/family's store/friend's store

Performed by squatting flat footed, with ass almost touching the ground, with forearms perched on bended knees; wrists must be free and hang down between knees. Usually, a cigarette is held and smoked whilst in a springy squat.

Can be performed solo or in groups, either on the side walk, or sometimes variations manifest in squatting on stools or little plastic chairs.
springy squat by Jules364 June 11, 2006

man squat 

when a man squats to piss like a woman.
man#1 is so lazy he has to take a man squat to piss.
man squat by duenan September 14, 2009