sponge monkey

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

by Chicken March 19, 2004

sponsorship

The art of getting another interested party to invest in your good time and assume the financial responsibility of yourself or group, usually occuring in a club and/or bar setting.

Girl, these drinks cost too much...we need to start flirting and get sponsorship for the night!

by Diane Sheppard July 27, 2007

SpongeBob SquarePants

One of the original Nicktoons, it is popular among kids and some teenagers. It used to be a good show, but after they made a crappy movie, it just totally got gay. Now it is full of off-color humor and innuendo.

Dude, early SpongeBob SquarePants was the BEST!!! Now it's just lame-ass crap!

by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010

spongebobbing

The act of feeling the middle bit between the inside of the vagina and anus with thumb and forefingers – like a warm juicy sponge

did you shag her?.... "nah just did a bit of spongebobbing"

by Greglish March 2, 2011

Spong

Spong

To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.

Hey you! Take your hands off my wife or I'll spong you good!

by Stratrovare July 25, 2010

Spongebob

He's lives in a Pinapple under the sea.
He's absorbant, yellow and porous.
He's a nautical nonsense that you wish for.
Go get down a deck and flop like a fish.

He's a little square dude who works at the Krusty Krab and chills with his friends Squidward, Sandy and Patrick (who lives under a rock.)

Funniest show ever.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.
Patrick: What? Oh no, you can't go!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why not?
Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It can't be as horrible as the suds.
Sneezes
Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that the horrible part?
Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!
SpongeBob shrieks
Patrick: Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No!
Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.
Patrick: Exactly.

by Marky-Mark August 14, 2007

spongebobcrazy

A website about SpongeBob created by IZ. Allies of SpongeZone.

www.spongebobcrazy.com

by IZ August 16, 2004