Sandy Salad

Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.

Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.

by JobGr33n September 20, 2020

sandy dillard

someone who hates Joe Biden, he loves Donald trump! he thinks Biden is awful , and will vote for trump in 2024!!

Random kid: "Man Biden is a good president!"
Sandy Dillard: "NO HE IS NOT I HATE BIDEN AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR!"

by poopinmyballs September 12, 2021

Sandy hook

When you dip your fist in peanut butter, punch sand then proceed to punch a cooter.

Man, Fred gave me a sandy hook last night! Now my puss feels like I used a sticky sand paper dildo.

by Dirty frankie June 20, 2022

douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice

sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy

by lukeboi November 29, 2006

Pant Shandy

Stroking the penis on the outside of the pants until he cums. Generally will give him blisters (Owch!)

He has a stain from his pant shandy.

We played an acting out game and the girl didn't know what a pant shandy was, upon showing her she was astonished and red in the face.

by DragonFly02 August 11, 2009

Dusky Sandy Handy

Any hand job/reach around that make you too uncomfortable.

"Show me where the bad man touched you......oh it was a Dusky Sandy Handy........"

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

VB shandy

The act of using VB ( VIC BITTER - Australian beer) as a fluid for giving oneself an enema.

Joe Bloggs "vb shandy please"
DD "dude...why lower yourself? At least use a pilsner!"

by Dooglemcdoogle5678 September 13, 2015