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floor spaghetti

When an Italian man ejaculates on the ground and another person eats it.
Rachel didn't enjoy watching Joey eat his own floor spaghetti.
by Bread91 August 8, 2016
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Boom Spaghetti

When you stick an uncooked spaghetti noodle into the hole of your penis and break it off inside. Then you beat the meat until you’re about to cum and edge until you see an unsuspecting female, as she’s walking by, you cum on her while yelling “BOOM SPAGHETTI!” And cum and spaghetti shrapnel shoot all over her. Usually leads to the female falling in love with you
Joe: Hey what happened with you and that girl last night

Mike: Oh I totally Boom Spaghetti’d her. She’s in love with me now

Joe: Shit really?

Mike: yeah
by Spaghetti_Boom March 3, 2020
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East Texas Spaghetti

When two people, especially rednecks/cousin fuckers, shit, and then mash their hair into.
I really like to make East Texas Spaghetti with my sister
by KillRacism May 1, 2019
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spazghetti

spastic spaghetti. used by russell brand in 'my booky wook'.
"The problem with rescuing baby birds is that it's very hard to get them to eat properly. You have to chop 'em up worms, which they don't want to eat. Which I quite understand because they look and smell awful, writhing on a spoon like spastic spaghetti (spazghetti?)"
by SkinnyEff May 18, 2008
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spagetti brain

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.
I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.
by Sleebookeytoteedumboo November 27, 2009
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Spaguette

A baguette you can buy from Spar that is made fresh to order.
An abbreviation for 'Spar baguette'
I'm so hungry... I'm definitely getting a Spaguette for lunch!
by Bare Hilare August 11, 2010
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Spaghetti Boloqueef

Bolognese laid out onto a plate in the shape of a vagina, that creates weird sounds upon eating
Hmmm, this spaghetti Boloqueef is delicious!
by OnionRingOfDoom October 24, 2009
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