A Smoking Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had cystic lesions.

Person 1: Have you ever had a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will you "A Smoking Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Jane Smoking

When an older lady who is clearly in ill-health can't quit smoking.

A play on words for Chain-smoking.

Did you hear Jane just had a heart-attack? I can't believe she is still Jane Smoking.

by Johnny Diamond October 15, 2025

Snorkel smoking

A horrible sexual act with three parties were one blows vape smoke(preferably mango) down the urethra of another, then the third member sucks the smoke and flavor back out.

"Brooo.... I just got the best snorkel smoking of my life" from diss busnach

by Purplerage October 20, 2025

Cure for Smoking

A koenigsegg CCX

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.

by JimmyISPERFECT June 5, 2011

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019