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Slushfuckery

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.

Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.
by Loveleedae October 24, 2018
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Slushed

When a woman’s pussy gets wet from being sexually aroused
Damn, Gina was so fucking slushed last night.
by Dubby119 April 5, 2019
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Slugslut

When someone isn’t gay but goes into a gay strip club and slaps a gay persons bum
“He just slapped my booty!”
“Same He is a Slugslut !”
by Baws in a biscuit tin April 7, 2019
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slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.
by gnostic3 April 28, 2019
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Slus

The small bus for the disabled students. AKA the "Slow bus" Hence earning the name Slus.
"Hey look the slus is here!"
"Damn! I love riding the slus!"
by aahgay June 12, 2019
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slushiedraws

Omg she is such a slushiedraws
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