shrek x donkey

it is a beautifull thing that is not wrong at all i think it is the best thing that exists and there should be a cult for it

this is a joke btw

shrek x donkey wallpaper

by hugo (the one with the big dic April 4, 2022

Sheck

A subsitute for the word shit. It allows you to say it and not get into trouble by your mother or teachers in school.

Your writing and paper cut yourself.

'Oh Sheck'

by jake8000 May 22, 2009

Shmecks

A slang term for the slang term smecks (sex), that just sounds better and can be used in many situations.
Derivatives: buttshmecks, queershmecks, boobshmecks/boobyshmecks, mouthshmecks, handshmecks and anything like that.

Also see: Shmecksee.

I really wanna have shmecks with my physics teacher...

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

shrek-head

a shrek-head is a person who is big, fat, and mean to you and is generally used by little kids

little girl 1: hahaha i took away your juice box and you can't get it back!!!!!

little girl 2: GIVE IT BACK YOU, YOU Shrek-head.

by fefe<3 October 13, 2012

Shrek eye

When u get burnt / or an allergic reaction and ur eye swells up and gets reall puffy.

then u have to wear sunglasses inside for breakfast!

omg u have a serious SHREK EYE!!!

by chaps101 March 18, 2008

shrekesque

1. Concerning or pertaining to Disney's "Shrek"
2. Similar in style to the movie.

Guy 1: This move "Tangled" looks rather Shrekesque, I'd say.
Guy 2: I agree wholeheartedly!

by Jawwwsh November 16, 2010

shrek hands

When a boy has big ass sausage fingers

Omg like he put his hand on my waist and he hand Shrek hands

by Boi got Shrek hands 666 January 28, 2017