Selfie

When a man or a woman Pleasures their self while in a relationship

When a man or woman masturbates while they're married or in a relationship they are giving their self a selfie

by Digitaldeath187 January 15, 2023

Selfish

Someone who only thinks about himself and has no sense of empathy.

Gangu is selfish because he only thinks about himself. Example: If there are 6 friends and 3 sandwiches, Gangu will eat 2 of them and leave only 1 sandwich for the rest of the friends.

by sha256 January 22, 2023

selfish sympathy

Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.

A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:

Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

selfishest

You're the center of attention, the main attraction. The most selfish person in the world.

This phrase was coined by mB of materialBitch.com and was a t-shirt in the Beverly Kills collection.

I want all of the Veuve, I am the selfishest bitch at the party.

by veggie69666 May 4, 2023

Selfie-ish

You or someone that doesn't share their selfies.

If you don't share that pic you took off yourself you're just being selfie-ish!

by Gonzalesandy510 May 16, 2023

selfieholic

A person who has many selfies of oneself

I’m such a selfieholic

by unknownuserrr5 May 21, 2023

Selicast

(Describes a relationship) We don’t/will not want anybody else but our janky brain chemicals don’t wanna hold hands long enough to allow us to be able to comfortably label what we have as dating.

Friend 1: Hey are you guys dating?

Friend 2: Nah bro, she’s my selicast, we’re basically homies that kiss that don’t wanna kiss any other homies because we only like this specific homie.

Friend 1: ohhhh, sounds legit.

by Offbrandpixarmom July 11, 2023