STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

stretched

to get checked/stopped by five-o while walkin OR kickin it outside da store or coney island somewhere

MARi00: MAN WHERE DA FUK WAS Y0U.?

JAC0B: MANNN. .iWAS 0N MY WAY tiLL DA P0LiCE CAM3. DAWG, tell me why DEY STRETCH3D M3, JUAN AND BIG.!!

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LANAY: WHERE WAS JACOB.??

TJ: I HEARD OL DUDE GOT STRETCHED

by P00Hb3zDAtB33TcH July 6, 2009

scratchin'

A sound resembles a scratching recorded sound/song, that DJ(s) use for mixing different tracks together, or just to make it crunk

Did you hear that DJ's scratchin' ?

by cygnuz September 29, 2004

Screetch

cheap wine; in reference to the noise one could make upon drinking too much cheap wine

"Bring some screetch to the pawtay, por favor. The girls gonna need it."

by David Pearson June 11, 2006

scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.

wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.

by isk_andurz January 2, 2009

whale screech

a raspberry between a girls breast, although not thought to be an actuall thing by majority of people, it is believed true by little boys, such as Dom M.

also known as a Whale Attack

"pffffft" that is the sound that a whale screech makes

by Escape! July 26, 2008

scratchosphere

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching

Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004