Italian noodle soup

When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.

"italian noodle souping" is fun.

by FatassCurls July 29, 2019

Japanese Squid Soup

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.

I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

To spoon one's soup

To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)

Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.

Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.

by King Taye June 2, 2020

Save it for Your Soup

Don't waste your breath; aka shut the fuck up. Save your breath to cool off a hot meal, beverage, or soup.

Boss: "Why haven't you finished cutting up them fuckin' two by fours yet?"
Me: "Sorry boss I had to change the blade and --"
Boss: "Save it for your soup. Cut the fuckers already, time is expensive."

by Thatfuckingcarpenter May 28, 2021

gnarly rotten soup

green, two-week old soup at grandpa dale’s house that has been left for rot until further consumption

Grandpa Dale left his gnarly rotten soup in the fridge and now it’s all i’ve got to eat for breakfast

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

french onion soup

French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.

If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry

“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”

by zooanimalyay February 23, 2022

I don't see any soup do you?

A way to show off after you have been belittled... normally you should flex your biceps and look at your biceps as you say it.

Coach: sorry kid you're too young to play basketball with people twice your size.

Kid: (drains a half court shot) I DON'T SEE ANY SOUP DO YOU?!?!

by Jason Jampsh June 1, 2017