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suck my fuck 

A unisex phrase in lieu of "suck my dick", or "suck my balls". Now women and men alike can just say, "suck my fuck".
Girl: I hate you. You're so immature.
Boy: Suck my fuck. -leaves-
suck my fuck by YodRicA March 26, 2014

Suck The Bag 

A semi-nonsensical expression we used to yell at people when we were teenagers in the 60s
As we drove past people on the sidewalk, we would yell "Suck The Bag"
Suck The Bag by andy1 June 8, 2005

suck a fat one 

Telling someone to seriously fuck off. Don't just go suck a dick, but suck a fat dick. Especially if it's a weak or lame thing that the guy did.
-- Hey man, I took some money off your dresser. Then a bunch of dudes at the bar talked me into buying rounds. I'll pay you back though, as soon as I get my next paycheck.

-- Dude, go suck a fat one!
suck a fat one by Mondo 9000 July 23, 2016

Suck my buttcheek! 

A song written by Jenna Hall that goes

“Suck my buttcheek! Suck, suck my buttcheek!
Suck my buttcheek!

mark suck a bird 

Mapping out the connections between people .surrendering ownership rights to the intellectual property, information that has been released, resold & used by others. putting you, your career or your family at risk.
mark suck a bird say people who trust me are dumb fucks

mark suck a bird made its billions by selling your information .

mark suck a bird want your phone number to sell to others
mark suck a bird by drake mallard January 3, 2014

suck wind 

1. To breathe hard after exertion or to be unable to catch your breath after an activity.

2. To lose any chance of winning after a certain point.
1. While mountain biking for example: Man, I'm suckin wind after climbing that hill.

2. A: How do you think you'll do in that 5 mile race? B: Crappy - after 3 miles, I'm useless, I just suck wind.
suck wind by psygirl November 16, 2004