E Sports Sadboy

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.

All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023

dick's sporting goods

sex toys

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by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Dallas Sports Fan

the fattest, largest troll in all of sports, who is a Cowboys fan.

Ugh, Dallas Sports Fan is here. He’s gonna eat all our food.

by blaze4972 December 9, 2023

Fun Sports to play kids

Here is a fun sport to play with your kids.

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I like to play games with my family. Fun sports to play kids.

by Bellmovies July 16, 2023

sport bumming

Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….

‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..

by Sutty9 August 24, 2023

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A Bemmimgfilm junior kung-fu karate story. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 3, 2023

The Bay Sports Clinic

The place where people go to be able to move better, feel better and perform better.

Got an injury? Get yourself down to The Bay Sports Clinic! Georgina will sort you out.

by anonymous November 22, 2021