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Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
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tijuana water slide

A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts
We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide
by Daisy Rocket August 24, 2017
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Reverse ham slide

When a girl is doing reverse cowgirl, and puts her face in the bed, and slides back and forth on the cock without bouncing.
I love it when my girl reverse ham slides in the sack.
by Bill Rob March 25, 2017
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NATIONAL SLIDE DAY

NATIONAL SLIDE DAY IS WHEN YOU WEAR ANY SLIDES YOU HAVE ON MAY 4th. IF YOU HAVE ANY LOND OF SLIDES WEAR THEM ON NATIONAL SLIDE DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE.
do you have any slides at home? , because if you do let’s match on National Slide Day.
by LAYLAWAYLA June 1, 2018
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Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023
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Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.
I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.
by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018
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shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 3, 2019
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