A cross between a simp and an incel. Will worship the ground a woman walks on but also has incel tendencies when not interacting with other girls.
Dude he’s such a simpcel. Last week he was giving this chick 500 bucks and now he’s talking about how much he hates women.
by kingonipaa May 15, 2020
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The oath that all Kamala Harris fan boys take unto their hearts when they sell their soul to the devil.
Hey Brad did you watch Kamalas press conference last night outlining her plan to finance the new government subsidies for liberal arts programs by taxing the middle class at 84%?
Oh of course I did gurlfren! Simper Fidelis comrade!
Oh of course I did gurlfren! Simper Fidelis comrade!
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Get the Sausage Sampler mug.(verb) The act of licking your fingers and then wiping them on your friend (usually across the teeth or face)
by Kyle Stienberg January 9, 2009
Get the Fresh Sample mug.The negative and low lying nature, habits, mannerisms, that are common to weak, effeminate men, raised in a matriarchal/late stage single mother society and culture that is devoid of any logic, rational thought, and benefit to the male agent. Activity that is to the sole benefit of women and not the male agents in question regardless of negative and positive outcomes.
The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.
The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.
The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
1. Brodie1: She said she would not have sex with him until he showed commitment and put the time, finances and effort in to show his value to her.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.
Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.
Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.
Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.
Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
by Mister Northeast October 28, 2021
Get the Simpery mug.Excesive use of the word "Like" in conversation. (Eg. "It was like, so totally like awesome, like ya' know?")
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