Shoot a new turkey

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

by slippy frog September 20, 2014

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

Shiost

A shit roast. A roast so shitty that it only sounds good to five year olds. This is not something be proud of.

Franklin, that was such a shiost. Learn how to roast, please.

by akagisan June 28, 2016

Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Shlosted

To get weird via intoxication. To get fucked up.

Person 1 - "Bro did Johnny just bang that fat chick?!"
Person 2 - "Yeah he must be shlosted"

by Braheeem March 25, 2017

Shooter Mcgavin Syndrome

When a person becomes a finger shooting Golf God.

Duff: shooter!!! (makes pistols with his fingers)

Adrian: yep that guy is starting to have the shooter mcgavin syndrome.

by Sphinx Shooter May 28, 2018

Shootin' handles

The act of imbibing copious amounts of hard liquor straight from the bottle, in the "double-fisted," style.

"Hey, Jack! Let's go to the club and shoot some handles."
"You got handle shootin' money?"
"I'll pay. Nothing more valuable than two bros shootin' handles."

by Handleshooter321 February 18, 2018