Rule 17

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)

by ummreagan September 16, 2009

No condom rule

At risk that this definition is gonna get a more dislikes than likes (as the other definition of this have) I'm just gonna give a definition:
Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.

No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.

No condom rule.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.

by Mr Irrelevant September 24, 2016

rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Can I get sum Rule 34 on Captain Planet?

by Ninja337 January 7, 2007

fuzzy dice rule

When you have sex in your car, you're allowed to hang dice in the mirror

Troy earned his fuzzy dice already. It's the fuzzy dice rule

by Pooperstoopr August 30, 2017

976 rule

the physical attractiveness of a person one's never seen before is significantly lower than the appeal of their phone voice. (the rule is based on the principle that "976" phone sex operators are generally unattractive women in trailer parks.)

"I'm not going out with your sister unless I see a photo first: I've been burned by the 976 rule too many times, and ended up on dates with monsters."

by joe. October 3, 2003

ja rule

1.) A punk ass motha fucka that relys on ashanti to sell records.

2.) a mock-aveli that copys tupac and dmx and thinks no1 notices, 3 words for ja rule, doe ray me, a song of d12 n obie that rips in2 ja rule.

Hailie Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me?

Eminem No honey you guys are the same size

by realestni99a4eva April 30, 2005

Rule 44

Rule stating that if you post information on the internet about a change in your appearance it much be accompanied by a photograph of said change.

Person A) I really like my new haircut.
Person B) Picture? Rule 44.

by berriewine July 11, 2010