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mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.
Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.
by David December 2, 2003
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f-rum the retarded rabbit

f-rum the retarded rabbit is really just bugs bunny.
by mike hendrickson January 10, 2004
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food retarded

when you absolutely gorge yourself with so much food that you lack brain function- often happens at buffets or on holidays such as thanksgiving.
Duuuude!! I totally ate myself food retarded today!
by safadse December 4, 2010
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Grock-retarded

Adjective to describe:

1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him

2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)

3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him

4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality
"I don't understand why he's still hung up on her. All she's done is treat him like crap and walk all over him. I guess he's just Grock-retarded."

Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"
by love4lyrics August 9, 2007
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Muscularly Retarded

When a person who lifts weights goes way overboard. Can be used to describe just one part of the body.
Dude 1: That dude is in good shape but his calves are muscularly retarded. They look so huge compared to the rest of his build.

Dude 2: You are so gay.
by jkherbz August 17, 2010
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Publicly Retarded Syndrome

Publicly Retarded syndrome is a person who is very cocky,very self confident about himself and his body. Also he is awkward around females, and tone deaf when speaking to the public. He always has to comment on how great he looks, how strong he is, and how "superior" he is.
"My biceps are soooo big," Chris exclaimed
*two girls approach*
Chris is now silent
Chris's friend enters the group
*the two girls leave*
Chris then shouted, " I AAMMM SOO BIG AND I LOOK GREAT."
Thusly Chris has "Publicly Retarded Syndrome"
by moreprotien September 28, 2011
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Hide-the-Cutlery-Retarded

Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.
Timmy is hide-the-cutlery-retarded, he just asked me which band did "Stairway to Heaven". WOW.
by MimiMarquez July 22, 2010
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