A combination of procrastinating and slacking, which in essence are the exact same thing and so of course there should only be one word.
E-Box: "OMG YES I'M DONE WITH THIS MUSIC ASSIGNMENT THAT I'VE BEEN PROCRASTISLACKING ON FOR LIKE THREE DAYS LOL!"
by Laurizzle McFizzle July 13, 2010
Get the Procrastislacking mug.Verb(v): To postpone matters related to Church/ Christ/ God/The Holy Bible/The Lamb/Morality/ Angels/ Bread/ Wine/ Christmas/ Easter/Baby Jesus/Lent/ Advent/Cross/ Gospels/Confession/Saints/Prayer...etc.
As in, if you miss a hundred days of church and you have to make it ALL up right before you die....
As in, if you miss a hundred days of church and you have to make it ALL up right before you die....
Catherine: "Felicia what are you doing?"
Felicia: "Just facebooking."
Catherine: "Aren't you suppose to be at church"
Felicia: "Nah, I have plenty of time."
Catherine: "You know all that proChristinating is going to catch up to you."
Felicia: "Alright, I'll send a prayer...right after I watch Desperate Housewives."
Felicia: "Just facebooking."
Catherine: "Aren't you suppose to be at church"
Felicia: "Nah, I have plenty of time."
Catherine: "You know all that proChristinating is going to catch up to you."
Felicia: "Alright, I'll send a prayer...right after I watch Desperate Housewives."
by CAFE100 October 19, 2010
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I'm gonna be living in London some day.
Dude, you're like 80 years old. London is kind of a procrastdestination isn't it?
Dude, you're like 80 years old. London is kind of a procrastdestination isn't it?
by GenericPseudoname February 18, 2011
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It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
by N0ahBee March 30, 2011
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Bill: No, imma totally procrastigret that shit.
Ben: Nice, I feel ya.
Bill: No, imma totally procrastigret that shit.
Ben: Nice, I feel ya.
by Broseph00 April 9, 2011
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A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.
Verb
To punch someone in the ass
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.
Verb
To punch someone in the ass
Tim: Procto,
Bob: No-
Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)
Bob: Why would you do that man?
Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched
Bob: No-
Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)
Bob: Why would you do that man?
Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched
by CaptainBakes May 16, 2011
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