Poon-Toggle

The act of slapping your hand back and forth between someones legs, in the same act as flipping a light switch on and off repeatedly. The closer you are to their crotch the better the maneuver. Must be performed with guile otherwise it'll leave you questioning your sexuality.

I poon-toggled Dave while he was distracted by a pair of voluptuous breasts!

by The Togglers May 25, 2011

Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert goes into a nearby forest to urinate and happens to get secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf on her whispering eye while in the process

The Toby Keith concert was outstanding exept for Kaylee because she got a bad case of Poison Ivy Vag.

by Country Ticket Holder March 17, 2014

Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place

Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"

by Barry the wise July 21, 2016

pogonophobia

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).

Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?

by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017

pocong

Just google pocong. You will find the details there

Www.google.com/pocong

by Hantu101 January 1, 2018

Ming Poon

The head founder of the ks movement.

Ming Poon ks u la~

by kser October 9, 2003

Goat poon

Goat pussy

I really want some goat poon

by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016