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park ridge police

ineffective flaccid cocked grade a idiots with their heads up their asses
oh, there's another one of the park ridge police officers, walking around the school with a gun again. let's go shoot up in the bathroom and then go get starbucks
by rattlehead November 12, 2021
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Community Oriented Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
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Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.
Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3
by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018
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police

The thing that never shows up quite on time when someone needs it.
Where are the police?
You know how it goes, they'll show up at the last second when everything is just about over.
by Headladn June 27, 2014
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Lakewood Police

The police department of Lakewood Ohio. Lakewood Ohio is a dense suburb in North East Ohio bordering Cleveland. It has a high population of extremist liberals, hipsters, and ghetto trash. Just like the legislation in Lakewood, like the pit bull ban for example, the police are equally idiotic. The Lakewood police are notorious for being typical pigs. They see themselves as a level above citizens, even though they are just citizens themselves, and talk to you as if you are a peasant. Before Lakewood started having large influxes of low income and or unemployed minorities moving in from Cleveland, the police used to openly discriminate against any minorities through brutality and profiling. The Lakewood police will pull up and stop you for crossing in a crosswalk if the light changed and you were still on the road, even if it was literally two more steps to the sidewalk. They will also trespass on your property for lighting a couple firecrackers, during the middle of the day, on the day before the 4th of July and threaten to ticket you and confiscate your fireworks. Those were just two examples of how Lakewood police officers are typical, useless, fart sniffing, arrogant cops.
Lakewood Citizen 1: "Why did I get a ticket for parking in front of my own driveway?"
Lakewood Citizen 2: "That's Lakewood Police for you."
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Police

People who put others away for doing things that they do and don't do!

Other names for the police are, The Fuzz, The Pigs, The 5-0, copper/cops and the law.
The police are comin' Run!
by King Craig February 17, 2009
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police call box

A Doctor's main method of travelling
'But- it's only a police call box!'
'Come inside!'
by The Sixty-Ninth Doctor February 22, 2014
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