poodle tweaker

When a black kid and his white friend are having gay anal sex.

Did you see that poodle tweaker!

by Th3R3@!D3@L January 2, 2010

piddlepots

The unexpected up-rising of poo from the toilet and floats on the surface.

I was about to flush the toilet when I saw a piddlepots.

by PlasmaBeno December 27, 2010

poddling

The simple folkland creatures from the Jim Henson movie of 1981 called The Dark Crystal. the poddlings were unimaginative sloth-like woodland rubes that offered up very little "life essence".
In the retail world a "Poddling would be a simple unimaginative woodland rube customer who had very little to offer up in the way of buying power and hence nothing in the way of "purchasing essence".

The Poddling came in all gawk-mouthed over all the fancy furniturings. He hadn't even a vague grasp of the obvious while taken a gander at all of what we wuz selling, and even worse, he hadn't even a dime to buy a clue the whole time he loitered through out the entire store.

by 240ups October 21, 2012

Paddleboat

when you rub your hands between a woman's breasts, motorboat style.

she bent forward toward me, but i was eating a donut and so my mouth was full, so i shoved my hand into her cleavage and paddleboated her.

by The Jello Fetus September 1, 2016

Puddle slut

Put shard of meth) in glass bubble. N gently shake it so it makes a tiny thing sound. And the skanky ass girls who want to fuck a guy for meth will come runming

If I want a quick lay from a skanky ass puddle slut. Laad your glass bubble n shake it before melting and the skanky puddle slits will come running

by Little sugar 2 December 23, 2018

puddle nut

When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.

Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.

Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut

by TopazGrenadeir March 13, 2019

puddle gut

Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut

Oi travis your such a puddle gut for eating my chocolate

by The official puddle gut April 7, 2019