planted

The completion of a difficult move or action that was accomplished with style and authority.

bouldering or climbing: "that dyno was planted"
MTBing: "your planted that landing"

by TimdOwen September 10, 2006

Played taps

Banging a chicks head against the headboard while fucking.

A) I played taps with her head last night.

by Dimes January 30, 2008

Plannedovers

Planned leftovers. You make more than enough for a meal so you know you'll have leftovers.

We had enough plannedovers from Thanksgiving to make pot pies for Christmas dinner.

by SMLCHNG December 9, 2008

planekles

The foot-to-ankle swelling during a long flight.

I couldn't pull my shoes back on over my planekles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009

planned casualness

Use of maturely worded cliches to imply a level of maturity--of self-possession--that the speaker doesn't actually possess.

"I think your planned casualness rather gauche, rather inconsistent in comparison with your demonstrated behavioral spectrum."

by shadyladyk March 6, 2010

planned unwanted children

A vast majority of the world's population. People who were born to parents who only got married and had kids because it was what everyone else was doing. The parents of planned unwanted children had no clue how to be parents and had no money to properly give their kids opportunities in life but had kids for reasons like "all my friends are having kids" or "I feel kids will bring joy to my life" and "it's what people do, it's life".

As a planned unwanted child myself i beg of the entire world... don't have planned unwanted children. Get rich first, then have kids. It will help solve a lot of the world's problems.

If you were born poor and had to work your entire life at jobs you can't stand just so you can pay bills and scrape by, chances are you and your siblings were planned unwanted children.

by jimmy james jackaroosky October 11, 2014

Planned Jobsolescence

Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.

The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.

by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014