pegging

the thing Simon said yes to

me: hey simon would you ever consider
Simon: i dont know what that means but yes
me: HAHA PEGGING MEANS GETTING BANGED IN THE ASS BY A WOMAN WITH A STRAP ON HAHA

by Spooky_Urbanguye March 28, 2020

Pegging

When a woman often brutally fucks a mans ass with a strap on, usually with no lube.

People who slag off Wetherspoon on social media obviously like a bit of pegging.

by Big Timothy Martinez June 24, 2020

defrost the penguin

We all know that after long periods of abstinance, a man's pride gets cold and shriveled but thanks to new technology, we now know how to "defrost the penguin"

Sean's penguin is still in the cold

by Jim Yamato December 11, 2003

Fuck Yeah Penguins

the common phrase uttered when a man is orgasming when 'giving it' to a hot woman.

GUY: "Oh yeah I'm arriving! OH! FUCK YEAH PENGUINS!"

by Dr_spizzah21 December 28, 2009

Pittsburgh Penguins Hattrick

When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.

Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!

by nhl_commish November 30, 2010

pittsburgh penguins

Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.

The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

pegina

a penis and a vagina combined coming out of the belly button

holy, that girl had a pegina!

by giannnaa March 29, 2009