sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

plume

a nifty feathered writing utensil

Wow, this plume is a very nifty writing utensil.

by Toffle My Waffle May 1, 2003

plumper

A woman that is so hot and attractive just based on their body size, they have an ample amount of fat on them are should be worshipped in our society as the ideal body image. They have buxom bodies with large breasts, thighs, hips, stomach, and ass. Typically a large amount of their body jiggles when they walk. While there is no size limit for being a plumper, a girl must have a good amount of fat on her and shouldn't look like she is skipping meals, instead all plumpers should eat sweets and greasy foods in order to maintain or increase their size.

That girl is such a hot plumper, she is pushing 200 pounds.

by fat lover August 19, 2007

Plumbus

A strange shaped object with everyday uses

Hey where's my plumbus?
Oh s-sorry I'm not surreee morty

by Eaoifbjfoifoig June 25, 2017

plummering

When a guy's butt crack is visible when he bends over. Related to the term plummer's crack. Apparently many plummers butt cracks have been visible while working in client's homes.

Man1: Dude, cover that up!
Man2: what?
Man1: your ass crack, you're plummering something fierce.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

dual plumbing

During male urination: The phenomenon of two separate streams of urine exiting as a result of the two sides of the external urethra sticking together at one point.

Hey man, I took a leak before, I was hitting the bowl, then i look down and see i'm peeing on my foot at the same time!

Dude! you've got dual plumbing!

by toilet_master March 11, 2005

Squishy plumber

When you are soft, you put it in her butt.

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!

by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009