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Officer McIhaveahugecock

A man (esp. in the armed services or police) who posesses a phallus of immense girth or length. Also used to describe people with huge self esteem.
I am Officer McIhaveahugecock.
by Trebor May 5, 2003
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I'll be in my office

To go to the restroom and drop some dung
A: hey, If anyone ask, tell them i'll be in my office
B: haha... ok . Drop it like it's hot!!!
by ongdia April 2, 2009
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Prosecutors Office

Similar to a district attorney, who who is in charge of investigating a crime and then tries to secure a conviction in court. Latest trend is for the P.O.'s office to bust cops since they could never make it as one!
Man the county prosecutors office can't get a conviction from someone who confessed to the crime, so they sent the case back down to the municipal court for them to worry about. John the cop with the most awards is under the gun again for doing his job. I wish the prosecutors office would just leave him alone.
by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005
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Office Beater

Someone who masterbates in an office environment
Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keyboard is sticky
by Matt123. December 28, 2008
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office inner tube

The fat or collection of fatty deposits residing in or around the waist area resembling the shape of an inner tube. These "tubes" can have various sizes or widths depending on the total number of years worked in an office environment without the proper muscle strengthening exercises to counteract this development.
He went from working on his feet all day to working in an office 40 hours a week, and as a result he got an "office inner tube."
by indieboysf August 3, 2011
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left-office-overs

Food brought from home or food left from workplace meals, which appears in common break rooms. It is often wilted, cold and sometime expired, but rarely goes unconsumed.
"Dude, I am flat broke today...I gonna surf the break rooms for Left-office-overs for my lunch. Maybe I can find some cold pizza or rock hard donuts. Look! Expired yogurt!"
by Todderino December 10, 2008
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officer brown

when a black cop pulls you over and fronts like he's out of the hood..... like he's been through the same shit.
"check out officer brown over there hastlin' those kids."
by spacefacekillah March 11, 2010
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