Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

No need to fuck commas

From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking

No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand

A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.

B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas

by Sol618 August 25, 2022

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.

An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)

by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022

i need to take a dev

i needa take a shit

bro i need to take a dev

by opiumnav September 12, 2022

You just need some dick

A women that don’t act right so her boyfriend day u just need some dick

Girl:daddy I fucking hate you
Boy:you just need some dick

by Thxt.ho33.ari April 22, 2022

Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.

Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.

by Sick Em D October 25, 2022

Special needs nigga

Just another way of calling someone retarded (they need to be or are in special education)

You can also use it for when someone asks for something stupid

Person 1: Watch me be a douche to fast-food employees

Literally everyone in the place: Oh my goooooood Get this special needs nigga outta here

by Iwantamommysooobad November 8, 2022