mail sorting machines

Vital to the functioning of the United States Postal Service.

By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.

by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020

Pocket Mail

When your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.

*Phone in pocket*
*Ring Ring*
Friend: Whoa somone has pocket mail (:

by HannahHomicide(: January 2, 2011

Snail mail

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States.

by jimbomcc June 1, 2017

Maili

A lying, deceiving, manipulative person who is only interested in self benefit. She will make friends just to fuck them all over. It dosent take long for others to realise she is a lying bitch who will stab you in the back. A Maili is a two faced person who dosent care about others.

Person A: my best friend is Maili
Person B: did you hear what Maili said about you?

by @wholefoodsmarket October 5, 2019

MailMan

A small bloke of around 1 inch tall who wears huge white MailPants and a huge brown MailBag. He runs around a gay messenger servive and is gay

1. Oh my God, it's MailMan!

by Jezz February 13, 2004

Brenda mail

The mail which we get from that certain person we all know who believes every single one of her friends would appreciate getting every G.D. piece of email she gets forwarded to them. She never cleans them up either, so all the forwarded and forwarding address's show. Also included are those chain emails which state they have to be forwarded or bad luck would ensue.

Damn! MY inbox just got crammed full of Brenda mail! She's getting periously close to my blocking her.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2012

magic mailbox

Unexpected monies coming through the mail, just when you need it most. Via parents,grandma, etc...

Any IRS refund arriving early. This is due too the Magic Mailbox (Effect)...

College Student: My Parents sent me Hundred Bucks for no reason...

Roomate: Horay For the Magic Mailbox ! We have beer moneyfor the weekend...

Husband: Honey the IRS refund check came early...

Wife: Thank You Magic Mailbox... We can use the extra money for the dinner party this weekend.

by v83image August 23, 2009