moisture whoopti-doo

Eastern Canadian colloquial term for a waterfall, especially smaller ones that can be traversed by motorfloats and watersleds

Let's take the watersleds over them moisture whoopti-doos, eh?

by Groovintunes April 8, 2011

Moist Voicemail

1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.

Erin left me a moist voicemail; her slobber was all over her phone.

by The Klezmer Bandit November 20, 2011

Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.

(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''

by GiggleCum January 20, 2012

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

by Homozygus February 19, 2012

Moistache

Perspiration on the upper lip.

It is so hot out side that I have a moistache.

by wbsmithiv August 16, 2012

Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012