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Having sex with two or more virgins on their periods. Therefore, blood from the period and from having sex for their first time accumulates within the vagina. You receive two or more fresh kills and blood is everywhere, hence a "Massacre"
by TheHubMaster January 25, 2014
Get the Massacre mug.-Slang for Mass spectrometry. NOT mass spectroscopy… spectroscopy is NOT the same as spectrometry. Spectroscopy uses light… this spectrometry does not…
-A common tool amongst chemists of all varieties since it can distinguish between molecules based on very small differences in mass. In principal it works by ionizing a molecule with some sort of ionization source (electron impact, electrospray ionization, chemical ionization, MALDI, ect…), the charged molecule is then accelerated through a mass selector, which can vary in form from a magnetic sector to a quadrupole, to a time of flight (TOF) selector. After selection, the molecule is directed to a detector where it is measured or directed to another portion of the apparatus for further experimentation. Mass spectrometry has been coupled with many separation methods such as HPLC, GC, and CE to yield quantitative information, while tools such as ICR has been developed for studies of reaction dynamics. Many experiments have been devised to measure very low concentrations of analyte since the sensitivity and signal to noise are so high. Also, the resolution of many spectrometers is quite good, allowing for molecules of similar mass to be distinguished. Organic chemists tend to use it for structure elucidation since a pattern of fragments can be used to piece together the structure when combined with other methods such as NMR and FTIR.
-A common tool amongst chemists of all varieties since it can distinguish between molecules based on very small differences in mass. In principal it works by ionizing a molecule with some sort of ionization source (electron impact, electrospray ionization, chemical ionization, MALDI, ect…), the charged molecule is then accelerated through a mass selector, which can vary in form from a magnetic sector to a quadrupole, to a time of flight (TOF) selector. After selection, the molecule is directed to a detector where it is measured or directed to another portion of the apparatus for further experimentation. Mass spectrometry has been coupled with many separation methods such as HPLC, GC, and CE to yield quantitative information, while tools such as ICR has been developed for studies of reaction dynamics. Many experiments have been devised to measure very low concentrations of analyte since the sensitivity and signal to noise are so high. Also, the resolution of many spectrometers is quite good, allowing for molecules of similar mass to be distinguished. Organic chemists tend to use it for structure elucidation since a pattern of fragments can be used to piece together the structure when combined with other methods such as NMR and FTIR.
-Its not mass spectroscopy… its mass spectrometry… there is a difference…
-Mass spec is a great tool for all of science.
-Mass spec is a great tool for all of science.
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Noun. Excessive guys in a room, similar use to sausage
Noun. Excessive guys in a room, similar use to sausage
by Brettc7 April 18, 2006
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rules to qualify: be human, responsible for deaths, and recorded in history
This is a list that took me a while to compile, and was used for something else, but I'm posting it here so people know. So people know…
k = 1,000
m = 1,000,000
> = over
< = almost
12. Idi Amin Dada —— 100k-500k (most say 300k)
11. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini —— >430k
10. Mengistu Haile Mariam —— 500k
9. Jean Kambanda —— 800k-1m
8. Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev —— >1m
7. Saloth “Pol Pot” Sar —— 1.5m
6. Genghis Khan —— >1.7m (just 2 cities)
5. Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti —— <2m
4. Suharto —— 8m + 10k’s of Allied POW’s
3. Joseph Stalin —— 20m
2. Adolf Hitler —— 6m (Holocaust) + 42m (European deaths in WWII)
1. Mao Tse Tung —— 70m Chinese + countless others of the Far East
(list)
rules to qualify: be human, responsible for deaths, and recorded in history
This is a list that took me a while to compile, and was used for something else, but I'm posting it here so people know. So people know…
k = 1,000
m = 1,000,000
> = over
< = almost
12. Idi Amin Dada —— 100k-500k (most say 300k)
11. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini —— >430k
10. Mengistu Haile Mariam —— 500k
9. Jean Kambanda —— 800k-1m
8. Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev —— >1m
7. Saloth “Pol Pot” Sar —— 1.5m
6. Genghis Khan —— >1.7m (just 2 cities)
5. Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti —— <2m
4. Suharto —— 8m + 10k’s of Allied POW’s
3. Joseph Stalin —— 20m
2. Adolf Hitler —— 6m (Holocaust) + 42m (European deaths in WWII)
1. Mao Tse Tung —— 70m Chinese + countless others of the Far East
Idi Amin, Benito Mussolini, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Jean Kambanda, Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev, Pol Pot, Genghis Khan, Saddam Hussein, Suharto, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Mao Tse Tung are the 12 biggest mass murderers in history. Search them. Read of their atrocities. Because of these evil men, over 155 million people are dead.
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