cheese merchant

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

by Blowfelt January 23, 2015

heat merchant

A person who picks on others verbally by mocking and making jokes at their expense. Someone who commonly "roasts" their friends and acquaintances. Someone who brings the heat.

Reggie goes around the room picking out everyone's flaws and exposing them. His jokes are funny but not everyone can take the heat. He's such a heat merchant.

by YonkersHonkers March 9, 2008

mercenary

any woman who picks her boyfriends based on how much money they have, or make; in other words a money grubbing slut.

Dude 1: Heard you asked Trina out last week.

Dude2: Yeah, asked me if I owned my own home. I said "No", she said "wrong answer", and that I was "too poor".

Dude1: Whoa! That's harsh.

Dude2: Yeah, that bitch is a total mercenary. Thinks her pussy's made of gold.

by Bulldog6 September 14, 2009

MercadoMagico.com

A completely reliable web site where you can buy virtually anything. I prefer it over ebay because you don't need paypal and you don't have to go through the bidding process. Anyone that complains about long shipping is stupid, delivery estimates are clearly spelled out when you confirm your order, and you can do what I did and get free 2 day shipping for signing up for some trial.

Retard I just got my stuff in mail. From MercadoMagico.com

by Love is in the air August 5, 2017

Merch That

merch that meaning to put that on something. originated in north carolina used mostly by young black men.

"You aint gon touch me so shut the fuck up with all that."
"Merch that."
"On jesus himself."

by dae318 February 4, 2021

rubs merchant

he or she who dispenses dirty rubs.

Anita is such a rubs merchant

by gabrielle September 10, 2003

traveling merchant

The act of ejaculating behind your partner then spilling your seed on the back of your partners neck and the thick white substance flow down their back and into their rectum

Snookie:hey Arnold, can you give me a traveling merchant?
Arnold: I can't it will go against my governmental position

Snookie: well that sucks ass I'll go ask Kim kardashian

by shatbird January 7, 2012