mastearbate

To intentionally cause oneself to cry.

We caught Jeff mastearbating in front of a chick because he thought it'd get him laid.

Lets mastearbate together.

by paradox222 April 29, 2008

fag master

the master of all fags, what else?

wow, that fucker sure is a fag master.

by s00s February 12, 2006

bush master

Any person (male or female) who is skillfully adept at having sex with a woman.

John: "Rick has had sex with like ten women in the last year."
Steve: "Ten? Are you kidding me."
John: "Nope. The guy is a total bush master from what I've heard."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

trend master

master of all trends
to create 2 or more trends in a day

you mother supper trend master him sel

by thomasbutton2000 July 24, 2008

dike master flex

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008

Maastricht Effect

A phenomonen which affects attractive women who go to live/study in the small Dutch city of Maastricht. Out of desperation due to the complete shortage of men, they begin to pay attention to unattractive/odd men and give said men undeserved attention. Symptoms include ; hitting laptops, freaking out over text messages, and screaming F***k you Bob at vrithof in the small hours of the morning.

Oh my god...why is she even bothering with him , I mean she is WAY OUT OF HIS LEAUGE...

Maastricht effect man, gets the better of all of us.

by bobhater June 30, 2010

Chi-Master

A Chi-Master is often times the most annoying and stubborn one of the group, usually a philosopher who claims to know or be able to explain "everything" because of the individuals accumulated hours on the internet/wikipedia. A Chi-Master is unwilling to accept others ideas let alone let the other complete a full sentence without barging in with his 100% accurate answer he got off an assorted website. Often times complaining that there are no real philosophers/intellectuals left on this planet except himself, a Chi-Master lives a desolate life of masturbation, and underground article searching. A Chi-Master usually possesses more information/facts then the normal person, but gets it jumbled up during conversation and then tries to play it off by ranting about something else related to the said topic.

"Dude of course its right, I read it off Wikipedia"

After disagreeing with a Chi-Master topic...

"Don't be so so ignorant, try educating yourself before you disagree with me"

One would usually think/say
"...fucking Chi Master bastard.."

by DuckSex October 17, 2008