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Getting McDonald

You get a 6 piece McNugget with hot mustard. Eat all the McNuggets then cut a hole in the bottom of the 6 piece McNugget box. After that you go to town on the box while using the hot mustard as a lubricant.
Jace: OMG why is Micheal getting McDonald again without me.
by JamPGT February 24, 2024
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Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
by jethrojones November 22, 2020
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Lauren McDonald's

Lauren always smells like McDonald's, and the perfume makes it smell like nuggets.
You always smell like Lauren McDonald's!
by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018
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McDonalds funded ass school

A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.
One-“My school is weird”
Me-“Yeah that’s one McDonalds funded ass school
by anonymous November 16, 2023
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Mcdonalds Foot job

Where Big Mac sauce is layered on the foot especially between the toes, it is then removed by the mouth of a Maccas employee (JACK FORD).
man I want a McDonalds foot job with extra sauce
by JELQMAXXER62 May 30, 2024
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mcdonalds sprite

its like sprite, but 10 times stronger.
girl: omg do u wanna go to mcdonalds?
boy: nah bitch they got the mcdonalds sprite
by peanut9707 April 15, 2022
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McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.
DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG
by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024
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