Mahfood

A man that contains so much meat riding, that he cant space it all within his own head. Known for using his meat-riding skills on famous artist "Playboi Carti".

Mahfood hit a hezy on Muhammad Muhtoravich Bekmuratov

by Muhammad Bekmuratov the cutie February 14, 2026

Marco Rubio

The guy you can rely on to do just about anything. How well is another question.

"Marco Rubio, President of Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, and Greenland.

by callmethingamajig March 10, 2026

Marco

A Marco is the most amazing, handsome, sweet, funny, caring, and intelligent guy you'll ever meet. He has perfect brown eyes and soft, fluffy brown hair. He's tall and has beautiful tan skin. Everyone wants to be friends with a guy like Marco.

Example 1:

Girl: Woah! Who is that super handsome guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh! He must be a Marco. Marco's are the best!
Girl 1: I wish I had a Marco in my life

by MaisyDaisy99 March 10, 2025

Marcophobie

Eine unbeherrschbare Angst vor Menschen namens Marco

Marco hasst Menschen mit Marcophobie

by DurchschnittlicherITler March 19, 2025

Marco

Will be obvious with everything, has his hair done always, he’s a fun size man, dork, has a lot of facial hair like a werewolf 😍, and side eyes you always and forever

That’s werewolf was so Marco!!!!

by Sam_donnutdisturb33 April 27, 2025

Marco'd

When you get beat up by younger crazy fat chick that you're dating. Specifically involves getting punched in the face, and possibly getting your vehicle damaged.

Bro, I hooked up with this broad from the bar. Took her home then she wen through my phone and found some texts from my ex. I got fuckin Marco'd bro. Had a shiner the next day and my side mirror was fucked up.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 24, 2025

Marco

a Marco is a cretin who is also the captain of a cheerleading team (preferably a team called "Tigers").

If used with more o's (see example) it is used as a nickname but with the same definition

"Marcooooo sei proprio un Marco" (Marcooooo you're such a Marco)

by DP9059 May 26, 2025