uper milf

uper+ milf = uper milf
Uper (super) mother I'd like to fuck. Not very complicated.

Jessica Alba is an uper milf.

by koko November 5, 2005

melfunction

Blind oversight of the obvious in terms of standard operating or operation. Considered to be the middle ground between malfunction and misfunction pertaining to operator error.

The TV was working perfectly normal however the operator could not figure out how to use it. The TV has melfunctioned.

by Mark Pusz January 5, 2014

Milfalotta

A extremely hot women with children!

Michelle Obama is a Milf. Amber Rose is a Milfalotta

by Big Williano October 16, 2014

milf bod

A woman with great tits that you could see in pornos as an adult. You wouldn't mind slamming after she had kids.

Damn, that sweater gave her a milf bod!

by lordmorningwood March 11, 2017

MILF

Mrs Incredible/Elastagirl from the IncredIbles series.

Wow Elastagirl from the new incredibles movie is a MILF

by Mr Pixel June 17, 2018

MILF

A thick boi I’d like to fuck

I’d like to hit my boi Connor he’s a milf.

by The back of the bus June 19, 2018

Milf

Georgia T

Wee Georgia t is a pua milf like hew

by Shronk67 May 9, 2018