loose leaf

When a woman presses her vulva against an incapacitated person's face; the female equivalent of a "teabag".

Don't tell James, but James passed out with his shoes on last night and Crystal totally loose leafed him.

by OmegaMaleManginaCuck January 28, 2018

loose linguini

A loosew jitalian hooker that is knwn for not packing her goods. and i mean her vagina , a very loose one. It's also known as gonohorrea in the vagina.

Dude this girl had a loose linguini, so i put some red sauce on it and ate it..

by CisGender September 7, 2016

"loose gasket" smooch

Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".

Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.

by QuacksO February 12, 2020

loose bowel control

a scientific term of pooping/shitting.

Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.

by BruhDictionary July 7, 2023