Sneaky Lincoln

Devious back shots in the theater.

Eric had been conversing with the fine lady and desperately praying for a sneaky lincoln.

by MercilessUrchin October 28, 2024

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pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.

Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.

by lulu_officially December 24, 2024

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Get Lincoln'd

To lose a football game by 4 scores (or more).

The Bears are terrible, they are about to get Lincoln'd by the Vikings.

by pimfram1 November 2, 2025

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Abraham Lincoln

the #1 filipino, with #2 being qzeah

person 1: yo bro who the goat

person 2: abraham lincoln

person 1: aint that the american president

person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president

person 1: ohh gotchu

by botaccount1984 December 9, 2025

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Hailey And Lincoln

If Hailey and Lincoln are dating there the best couple on the entire world and are an amazing couple and they love eachother so much

Omg did you see Hailey And Lincoln there the best couple I’ve ever seen

by HaileysHotTbh May 8, 2022

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Pulling a Lincoln

Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.

Gerald: WHERE YOU JUST PULLING A LINCOLN
Twat: Yes

by MeWhenICumOnStacy May 10, 2022

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A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

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