Lily is a horrible person and definitely NOT COOL. She will seem kind and friendly at first but literally will stab you and call you a poopoo head at the same time. Has very strange fetishes and will force them on people that considered themselves friends without warning. Has a strange interest in stepping on people's faces for money.
Friend 1: "Wow did you meet that Lily girl?"
Friend 2: "Yeah why was she stabbing that guy in his legs and arms screaming at him to become a 'nugget'?"
Friend 2: "Yeah why was she stabbing that guy in his legs and arms screaming at him to become a 'nugget'?"
by MikeLitorisThe69th November 28, 2023
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Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.
I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.
Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!
Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.
I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.
Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!
Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
"Lily was my bestie ever since we were children, but long the way I met Sarah and my life completely turned upside down. I knew this bitch didn't belong to this alternative universe and soon realized that she is a fallen angel demon in human flesh, seeking to destroy the World. I regret being Sarah's friend completely! That is why I will do whatever I can to make things right for my girl friend and bestie Lily and my one true love and boyfriend Leon! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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My closest bestie I have ever have. She is so nice, caring, polite and super cute (I'll admit 😊). I love her country China and Chinese culture, having been stationed in Okinawa as a military cadet in the past, I just love East Asian culture.
What is there to say about Lily, she is everything you want in a human, plus she makes the perfect mom friend (in a good way of course). Lol! I remember many times where I just want to fucking punch someone in their faces, but she will be the first to stop it from happening. She's awesome! Very responsible girl too. Makes a fantastic wife for the man in her life. It sucks her parents keep asking if she's ever getting married, her being so young and attractive...
Anyways, hope my bestie is having a Merry Christmas! I'm too busy protecting my boyfriend Leon from the Whore of Babylon! Love you Lily!
What is there to say about Lily, she is everything you want in a human, plus she makes the perfect mom friend (in a good way of course). Lol! I remember many times where I just want to fucking punch someone in their faces, but she will be the first to stop it from happening. She's awesome! Very responsible girl too. Makes a fantastic wife for the man in her life. It sucks her parents keep asking if she's ever getting married, her being so young and attractive...
Anyways, hope my bestie is having a Merry Christmas! I'm too busy protecting my boyfriend Leon from the Whore of Babylon! Love you Lily!
"You fucking bitch, I'm going to smack that..." - Me (her bestie)
"Stop fighting please...☹️" - Lily
"Okay." - Me (her bestie)
"I'm sorry for what I said." - Me (her bestie)
"It's cool." - The person I want to punch
"Isn't Lily amazing?" - Bystander
"Stop fighting please...☹️" - Lily
"Okay." - Me (her bestie)
"I'm sorry for what I said." - Me (her bestie)
"It's cool." - The person I want to punch
"Isn't Lily amazing?" - Bystander
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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Leon already has a girlfriend named Jesus Christ, a beautiful Latina who is of Colombian descent. Leon has a long way to be fluent in Spanish though...
Leon already has a girlfriend named Jesus Christ, a beautiful Latina who is of Colombian descent. Leon has a long way to be fluent in Spanish though...
Lily's real soulmate is Barron Trump. I'm friend's with Jesus Christ, Leon's girlfriend, and let me tell you...Lily isn't in love with Leon because his girlfriend is extremely protective of Leon. Lily told her that she loves Barron Trump and finds him hot! She finds Leon super unattractive. Lily is a very beautiful Asian girl, but Leon told me he's into only black or Latina girls. Hopefully Lily gets to be with Barron Trump forever. Leon is extremely satisfied with his girlfriend Jesus Christ, since she's currently busy trying to kill the Whore of Babylon trying to take away Leon away from her. Jesus Christ is fucking tough and scary if you ever mess with her!
by SunnyIsntLeonsSoulmate January 6, 2024
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She can be impatient, and she can indeed be as bothersome as anyone else, but she will always persist as a comforting presence regardless of circumstance.
She doesn't usually say sorry, even if she knows she should. I think the reason for this is that she hasn't heard enough "I'm sorry's" herself. You can make mistakes and apologize, or even apologize for nothing at all, but a piece of her has left that you may not ever be able to fill.
Lily can lift you 20 stories high with an adoring gaze, and she can bring you crashing down with nothing but a glare.
She can be impatient, and she can indeed be as bothersome as anyone else, but she will always persist as a comforting presence regardless of circumstance.
She doesn't usually say sorry, even if she knows she should. I think the reason for this is that she hasn't heard enough "I'm sorry's" herself. You can make mistakes and apologize, or even apologize for nothing at all, but a piece of her has left that you may not ever be able to fill.
Lily can lift you 20 stories high with an adoring gaze, and she can bring you crashing down with nothing but a glare.
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