Ableton Live

A piece of Audio mixing & production software that makes every 18 year old, untalentless club rat think they can call themselves a DJ. These posers usually have little to no knowledge of music structure or basic mixing abilities. Often seen bragging about the fact they are 'DJs', in hopes of faunicating with attractive members of the opposite sex. Most intelligent people see right through this charade, however, when the subject gets on his knees and sucks off enough club owners & promoters to finally get himself a paid club set, and attempts to mix songs together on turntables (instead of his laptop) creating a sound not dissimilar to a bunch or horses running mixed with someone running their fingers down a chalk board.

John: Guess what bro?...Now I'm a hectic DJ n shit

Robert: Last time you touched a set of turntables I wanted to neck myself because it sounded so terrible!

John: that was before, now I use Ableton Live! Its so easy, even a retarded infant could mix on it.

Robert: Well thank christ for that! Anyways I'm going to go over there now...you stay here
*walks away laughing at poser*

by El_Messy December 9, 2008

xbox live clan

a community of gamers who get togther online to play games on xbox live.

YO you want to join my xbox live clan they reall pwn in Call of duty

by whackem0621 October 8, 2008

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

Get it how you live

A way of telling a person who's doing shady shit ex stealing that they gunna have the same thing happen to them as in karma or in the same way it can be a threat or a promise to return the favor someone who got something stolen would tell the thief just wait you gunna get it how ya live basically letting the thief know he's gunna steal his shit

Say bra, you stole from me hell nah just wait you gunna Get it how you live dog.

by Tyson mosier March 13, 2019

saturday night live

gross jokes and awkward political mishaps.

did you see saturday night livelast night? the gross jokes and political mishaps were totally stupid.

by golaniy November 29, 2010

mountain dew live wire

A Soda that tastes like Gummy Bears.

This new Mountain Dew Live Wire tastes like Gummy Bears.

by Mase June 17, 2003

Going Live

About to do something right that very moment...
The very minute you start to do an activity you've talked about, planned for or completed prior required steps for.

Jimmy "Gonna roll up a ting"
Caroline "Nigga you slow, Imma bout to go LIVE right now"

Caroline is going live; Jimmy is completing the prior required steps to go live.

by Princesa Obviouso February 18, 2017