lapstab

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

by Jared L September 12, 2005

Laptop leaner

To get an erection while using your laptop computer.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were swapping some HOT e-mails and I ended up with a laptop leaner."

by KendallLicksShannon July 1, 2008

lappynap

When someone takes over your laptop for an extended period of time after leaving you with the impression that they were just going to use it "for a minute."

John said he wanted to check his email quickly, then he lappynapped my lappy.

by jhcmc September 28, 2008

Lappy slap

The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...

person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.

person 2: How's that gonna help?

person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?

person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...

person 1: Shut up...

by Starshine101 March 30, 2009

Lapscaping

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)

Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.

by Holly M S July 4, 2010

Lapscock

The opposite of capslock; that is, never capitalizing anything, even when to do so would be gramatically correct.

Often used by teenage girls and lazy people, can be seen accompanied by letter abuse.

hey guys, i got held up by luke. i'll be there soonnn!

sorry for the lapscock, my shift key is broken.

by Gypsydiver December 7, 2010

lapjizz

A term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.

Hey, what's that on your skirt?

Oh, we had a little lapjizz accident last night...

She was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me I totally lapjizzed her.

by CaraLaraLa March 26, 2011