lapjizz 

A term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.

Hey, what's that on your skirt?

Oh, we had a little lapjizz accident last night...

She was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me I totally lapjizzed her.

lapjizz by CaraLaraLa March 26, 2011

laptizzle 

Comes from Chad Muska when hes talking about his laptop computer

This is my Laptizzle my nizzle

laptizzle by stradam November 25, 2003

lipjizz 

(n) the sticky white crap that forms at the corner of your lips when you get drymouth

Yo, dude, Lana's coming. Clean that lipjizz off your mouth. It looks nasty.

lipjizz by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

laptizzle 

slang for laptop..

yo check out my laptizzle its off the hook fo show

laptizzle by john jerk me off fuck u too December 6, 2003

laptizzy 

A synonym for laptop or notebook.

I recently bought my new laptizzy online.

laptizzy by Shawn Mitchell August 8, 2005

laptizzie 

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

laptizzie by brett April 5, 2005