lapjizz

A term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.

Hey, what's that on your skirt?

Oh, we had a little lapjizz accident last night...

She was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me I totally lapjizzed her.

by CaraLaraLa March 26, 2011

laptizzle

Comes from Chad Muska when hes talking about his laptop computer

This is my Laptizzle my nizzle

by stradam November 25, 2003

lipjizz

(n) the sticky white crap that forms at the corner of your lips when you get drymouth

Yo, dude, Lana's coming. Clean that lipjizz off your mouth. It looks nasty.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

laptizzle

slang for laptop..

yo check out my laptizzle its off the hook fo show

by john jerk me off fuck u too December 6, 2003

laptizzy

A synonym for laptop or notebook.

I recently bought my new laptizzy online.

by Shawn Mitchell August 8, 2005

laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

by brett April 5, 2005