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A term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.

Hey, what's that on your skirt?

Oh, we had a little lapjizz accident last night...

She was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me I totally lapjizzed her.

lapjizz by CaraLaraLa March 26, 2011

Words you can keep

laptizzle

Comes from Chad Muska when hes talking about his laptop computer

This is my Laptizzle my nizzle

laptizzle by stradam November 25, 2003

Related Words

lapjizz • laptizzle • laptizzie • laptizzy • Lip Jizz • Lap Dizzle

lipjizz

(n) the sticky white crap that forms at the corner of your lips when you get drymouth

Yo, dude, Lana's coming. Clean that lipjizz off your mouth. It looks nasty.

lipjizz by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

laptizzle

slang for laptop..

yo check out my laptizzle its off the hook fo show

laptizzle by john jerk me off fuck u too December 6, 2003

laptizzy

A synonym for laptop or notebook.

I recently bought my new laptizzy online.

laptizzy by Shawn Mitchell August 8, 2005

laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

laptizzie by brett April 5, 2005

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026