lapjizz

A term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.

Hey, what's that on your skirt?

Oh, we had a little lapjizz accident last night...

She was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me I totally lapjizzed her.

lapjizz by CaraLaraLa March 26, 2011

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laptizzle

Comes from Chad Muska when hes talking about his laptop computer

This is my Laptizzle my nizzle

laptizzle by stradam November 25, 2003

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lapjizz • laptizzle • laptizzie • laptizzy

lipjizz

(n) the sticky white crap that forms at the corner of your lips when you get drymouth

Yo, dude, Lana's coming. Clean that lipjizz off your mouth. It looks nasty.

lipjizz by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

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laptizzle

slang for laptop..

yo check out my laptizzle its off the hook fo show

laptizzle by john jerk me off fuck u too December 6, 2003

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laptizzy

A synonym for laptop or notebook.

I recently bought my new laptizzy online.

laptizzy by Shawn Mitchell August 8, 2005

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laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

laptizzie by brett April 5, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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