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A term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.

Hey, what's that on your skirt?

Oh, we had a little lapjizz accident last night...

She was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me I totally lapjizzed her.

lapjizz by CaraLaraLa March 26, 2011

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laptizzle

Comes from Chad Muska when hes talking about his laptop computer

This is my Laptizzle my nizzle

laptizzle by stradam November 25, 2003

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lipjizz

(n) the sticky white crap that forms at the corner of your lips when you get drymouth

Yo, dude, Lana's coming. Clean that lipjizz off your mouth. It looks nasty.

lipjizz by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

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laptizzle

slang for laptop..

yo check out my laptizzle its off the hook fo show

laptizzle by john jerk me off fuck u too December 6, 2003

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laptizzy

A synonym for laptop or notebook.

I recently bought my new laptizzy online.

laptizzy by Shawn Mitchell August 8, 2005

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laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

laptizzie by brett April 5, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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