Juggalo/Juggalette

A Juggalo is a listener of psychopathic records, an individual person who just dont give a fuck about what haters think and when they walk down the street and see people who look like they got something to say, they dont say shit instead they run home and get on this site and talk about how gay juggalos are and that we know nothing of the streets...why?... because they were afraid to speak thier mind, throw down and get fucked up for what they believe in.

juggalo:*walking down sidewalk*

stupid kid:*passes juggalo without saying shit, even though he has something to say*

stupid kid:*runs home and get on urbandictionary.com and starts bashing juggalos because he didnt have the balls to say shit on the street*

by ²ÐoPe September 16, 2005

Juggalos/Juggalettes

Juggalos and lettes often get a bed rep because nobody really gives us a chance. People don't like us because we are different from the rest of the brain washed society and are ourselves, not clones. Not every lette and lo do drugs, there are straight edge lettes and los. There are lettes and los who hang with others (non family), and then there some who only hang with family. Yes, we are a very large group stretched from every which way and consider each other family. Not all lettes and los a lowlifes, scum bags, whatever. You can think you can judge everyone and know their whole life and shit, but when it comes to the truth, hah, it'd blow your fucking mind.

Joe: "Yo Brad, Sam! Get yo asses over here!"
Dick: "What the fuck you doing man? Those faggots are juggalos/juggalette."
Joe: "Dude, you're a asshole, juggalos/juggalettes are people too. Besides, they're mad chill."
Dick: "They're nasty scumbags yo. You want to fucking chill with those faggots, I'm peacing."
Joe: "What the fuck ever yo, at least they're not fucking douches like you."
Dick:" ............."
Joe: "That's what I thought."
Dick: "Fuck you man!!..."
Dick walks away.

by psychotokerlette October 5, 2011

juggalofamily

A juggalofamily, excluding the guys at psychopathic cuz they are part of everyones juggalofamily, is a group of juggalos/homies/thugalos/ninjas that are as close to you as or closer than your real family and they are down with you and vice versa no matter what.

Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope and Jumpsteady are probably the prime example of a juggalofamily.

by Mutlee March 19, 2007

Juggalo

What is a Juggalo? This is a toughy for most, but it's more like a way of life. Juggalos don't give a damn what you have to say about them, they couldn't care less. True Juggalos are down with the clown "'til they're dead in the ground" and won't stop the Juggalo way of life. Juggalos love other Juggalos like family, no matter what. Did I also mention they don't give a fuck? Juggalos should not be stereotyped, they can be rich, poor, fat, skinny, ugly, pretty, happy, sad, whatever. Juggalos will look out for any other Juggalo, usually by any means necessary. Juggalos are different from your everyday people, but lots of Juggalos are alike, which is why they get along so well. Juggalos are not racists or bigots, they don't discriminate in any way. A Juggalo is often confused as just an ICP fan, it's MUCH more than that, like I said, it's a god damn family.

Other names for Juggalos: Ninjas, Ninjettes, Wicked Clowns, Clowns, Juggalotus, 'los or 'lettes (as in Juggalos or Juggalettes), Homies.

Couple of Juggalo sayings: Neden (vagina), Nugget (a human head), MCL (Much Clown Love), Cotton Candy (vagina), Popsicles (penis).

Juggalo #1: Whattup Ninja?

Juggalo #2: Whoop whoop! Whattup 'lo?!

by Juggalo17 February 12, 2007

Juggalo

An often misunderstood sub-culture that listens to groups like ICP and Twiztid. Generally claimed to be "uneducated posers" but in reality this is not true. The people that make urban dictionary posts saying that juggalos are "uneducated posers" usually don't even know how to make a complete sentence without some type of grammatical error. The older generation of juggalos are generally nice people who just happen to listen to music that the mainstream doesn't like. It's the "new" generation of juggalos that are ruining it for the rest of us by constantly replying to trolls on youtube with replies such like "Fck yall haterz we b kckn it fo realz on tha east sidee WHOOP WHOOP NINJAZZ" Replies such as these are often used by "haters" to try and prove their point. Many people try to claim that "all juggalos are violent" since the music is violent. However, these "haters" fail to consider that in "normal" society a lot of people are violent. Would you say that all Elton John fans are psycho if one guy shot someone while listening to "Rocket Man"? Hell no. A juggalo can be anybody. He/she could be the single parent living down the street who works at a shitty job all day and prefers to listen to ICP instead of going to work and killing people. He/she could be the fat kid at a high school where no one gives a shit, and the only semblance of family that he/she has is other juggalos. Even the rich white kid who “reps da hatchet evrydy” is a juggalo. He just also happens to be a faggot

"Hater": Yo ain't you one of them juggalo posers? I fuckin' hate you guys, even though I can think of no reason why I should hate you personally. My opinions are pre-programmed for me by the "mainstream" and since hating juggalos is popular right now, I have to hate you as a person based solely on the music you listen to.
Juggalo: Fuck off.

by MaddyC November 16, 2010

The juggernaut

Where you have a 9 inch or bigger dick and you go up to some one and slap them so hard that it knocks them out.

Some guy got in a argument with some girl, he got up whipped is dick out and yelled "I'm the juggernaut bitch!!!" then he slapped her with it and knocked her the fuck out!

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

Juggalo

A juggalo is a person (meaning it's Uni-Sex) who believes heavily in the way of the dark carnival. The Dark Carnival states that if we do not change our ways the world will come to an end (meaning stoping racism, sexism, and any other form of bigotry) They Treat others in their "group" as family and have nothing but love and respect for them. They Catch alot of stereotyping and hatred because the police consider them a gang. By no means are they a gang, however, they will band together whenever they need too. They suffer the hatred of just about anyone who doesnt know them because of way they dress and because of the way the Psychopathic Records artists look (the face paint specifically). They are looked at as freaks, weirdos, losers, scrubs, but they don't pay any attention to that because in the spirit of the juggalo (as every juggalo knows) who cares what others have to say about you, because if they really have nothing better to do than they're no better than you. Also is not a cult, by no means at all, You don't see us drinking punch filled with rat poison, or going out and killing because our supposed leaders told us too, NO, each and everyone of us are our own leaders. It's that simple. "we will never die alone, Juggalo's will carry on, Swing our Hatchets if we must, Each and every one of us!"

(side note: For those of you who hate ICP/Twiztid ect., Listen to some of there songs, They've worked with alot of people you probably listen to : three 6 Mafia, Snoop Dogg, Kid Rock, Proof and Bizarre of D12, and others. Song Featuring three 6: Just anotha crazy click, Song with Snoop: The Shaggy Show, Song with Proof: How I live, Song with Kid Rock: Is that You, Song with Bizarre: Wet Dreams)

To All my Juggalos out there: WOOP WOOP! MMFWCL
To all The Haters: Shut the fuck up, and watch how you talk, cuz us juggalo's aint afraid to fuck you up if we have to.

What is a Juggalo? I don't know, but I'm Down with the Clown and I'm Down for life

by JeckeldaJuggalo January 8, 2008